Only in Malta

With the upcoming Olympic games in the UK and it’s associated buzz around Europe, Arriva have decided to join the sporting spirit.  This year for the first time ever we have the Arriva Bendy-bus Rally Of Malta (ABROM), we are expecting this to be a week long yearly event, though organisers have indicated that if successful it may continue for the entire summer.  One hopes that in this case they get a good scoring system otherwise it could leave for frustration amongst the waiting spectators.

 

Today’s action comes live from the Marfa Road, Rabat where the first stage of “Bendy Bus Off-roading and illegal manouvers” can be seen:

8:24am Mtarfa Rd to Rabat.. Stage one, off-roading.
8:24am on the Mtarfa Rd towards Rabat

 

Please join us tomorrow for the second event at Ahrax, Melliha where we will be searching for Malta’s Strongest bus.  Each contestant will test their buses true Air Brake strength by driving off the Cliff.

Day three will be held at the on the Island of Gozo where each bus will be tested for it’s handling and speed in an unbraked race down to the Azure window.

Day four will begin with a test of swimming endurance where each bus will attempt to return from Gozo to the main Island of Malta, without the convenience of the Gozo ferry.

Day five will be held in the Maltese capital of Valletta where each bus will attempt to negotiate and random turn route through the narrow streets which will be lined on one one side by continuous line of legally parked vehicles of all shapes and sizes, whilst the opposite sides of the streets will have a random dispersal of illegally parked delivery trucks and white cabs.  This should prove one of the more interesting events to spectate as some of the route will be blocked completely by parlimentary cars, and unplanned/unsigned road workings requiring the driver to turn his bus around, or face a long retrace of the route in reverse.

Further events are planned for next week, please see the official rally website http://www.arriva.com.mt/ for more details.

 

NOTICE

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Note: Those members of staff that have been given access to my Facebook profile may continue to have access via those profiles that have been allowed as I have implemented additional access controls that restricts their view to what is available publicly.  Those who have been blocked/banned from my profile that are using other profiles that either belong to themselves or others to covertly monitor my Facebook profile are in direct breach of Chapter 9 Section 337C(1)(a), (b) and (c).  Members of your staff who have used accounts under names that are not on the company register and/or that have not disclosed they are GFI Software staff for the purposes of gaining access privileges higher than those of known GFI staff will be considered in breach of my rights and the access controls I have placed and therefore in violation of Chapter 9 Section 337C(1)(i) of the criminal code in addition to the previously noted laws.

Webster…

They say a picture is worth a thousand words… What more can I say apart from I think Webster is going to be happy here…

Webster under the BBQ in the garden..
Webster making me type left-handed only!