Day: May 20, 2011

Below is a forensically recovered log of the conversation between Katie Crothers and Sam Cocoran showing she’s trying to get a VISA by marrying a German person known as ‘Willy’.

Black = Katie Crothers (Australian National living in Naxxar, Malta. Passport Number: N1939288, ABN: 83 135 862 356, Maltese resident: 9187/2010)

Blue = Sam Cocoran (New Zealand National living in Malta)

maybe next time willy comes over
you should joke about marriage so i can stay in europe
im too scared to ask him
he might run for the hills

lawl

itd have to be a ceremony over there though
in zgermany
as neither of us are citizens here

you need a health certificate to get married there

but you could jokingly bring it up
like the smooth d00d you are ;)?

ya dirty tranny

YOU ARE THE TRANNY HUNTER!
NEIN MEIN FUHRER
NEIN MEIN FUHRER

Are you on the rag?

YOU IS TRANNY HUNTER
GARN GET FUCKED

I shall

do you think willy would agree to a marriage of convenience
yeah fuck you

i would

if i was in ZGERMANY
ZDEUTSCHLAND
ZE MOTHERLAND

vell?

he seems pretty keen on me :3
lol my parents woud kill me

LICK MY BALLS

I dont know what he would do
you are meant to say
katie you are so awesome

how could he say no

well u just sbtly say
well if you guys got married, your visa problems would be over
and ill go oh no sam, stop!
im a good actress 😛

you dont have visa problems

i do if i want to move to german foo’
or if i lose mah job here
germany
as a friend just do it for me 🙂

Persons representing BAMF or DIMA may contact me Michelle Sullivan to organize access to the forensically collected data detailing the above conversation. The format is suitable for prosecution under relevant federal laws of Australia and Germany.

If he is silly enough to fall for it, one hopes that he doesn’t suffer what I had to endure… the verbal abuse of someone who reckons the love you… and the physical abuse.. as I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.